We collect and add to the doofier parts of the Internet over at the Daily Blast. If you haven't visited in a while, here are some of the items you might have missed:
Komodo munchies, jazz dancers
-- Photographer Amanda August recorded a Komodo dragon being fed and strapped a camera to a practicing jazz dancer. Depending on your intestinal fortitude, you may not want to watch either of them directly after lunch.
-- This week's Guess Who spotlight's a Kansas-lover and first-time Santa Claus portrayer who has yet to return the costume. Can you Guess Who?
-- A Finnish gibberish generator who found fame on YouTube is coming to America.
-- North Carolina police are on the lookout for a toe-sucking bandit.
-- The Ottoman Empire's secret weapon? Rocket cats!
-- Any way you cut it, Original Schweizer Rohmilch Emmentaler is the top cheese.
Pet of the Week
-- Potential pets of the week Tink, Zoe, Princess and Ash want your votes. Just go here and click on their faces.
Are You Game?
-- Uh, Infamous: Second Son and Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes came out this week. We re in it. The onslaught of games for the new consoles has begun. Check out the latest video game releases.
Fantasy Front Office
-- It pays to pay for a first baseman in 2014 fantasy baseball drafts. There are a lot of question marks outside the top 10.
--Show us your pics showcasing the signs of spring.
--Can (heh, heh) you come up with a good headline for the photo to the right of this post? There's money in it for you.
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