The Daily Item, Sunbury, PA


February 19, 2013

Safety in America

I want to put a suicide knob on my steering wheel and found out that I have to go take a safety test with the state police to make sure I can use it correctly, so I think I will just go buy a 9mm Glock instead since I do not have to take any instruction, just pass a background check. Is this a wonderful country or what?

Donald Wright, Allenwood

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