The Daily Item, Sunbury, PA


March 12, 2009

Local professor’s book helps define funny words

LEWISBURG – If anyone has ever called you a smellfungus or a slangwhanger and you weren’t quite sure how to respond, then Robert Beard’s new book, “The 100 Funniest Words in English,” should be in your home library.

“This is something I’ve been working on for eight years,” said Beard.

After retiring from Bucknell University where he was a linguistics professor, Beard said he wasn’t quite ready to stop teaching — he just needed a bigger classroom. So he developed a Web site called

At the web site, readers can find the most frequently misspelled, confused or misused words in English. Beard (known to his subscribers as Dr. Goodword) also offers a variety of glossaries including a historical slang dictionary which can be of use if you are writing a book or movie about a particular period of time. The site also offers links to 4-5,000 dictionaries and a word of the day.

It was through the word of the day that the idea for his book was born.

“I have about 20,000 active subscribers and some of them started sending comments on some of the words,” he explained. “They noticed that some of the words are much funnier than others and that’s what made me decide to put those words into a book.” Beard, 70, of Lewisburg, has sent out about 2,500 words since he launched his web site but decided that was way too many for one book. So, he chose what he considered to be the 100 funniest words and compiled them into a 115-page book that includes an opening essay as well as the spelling, meanings and history of the selected words.

“I wanted to explain to people how and why words are funny,” explained Beard. “Some words just sound funny and some sound funny because their meanings are funny.”

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