We collect and add to the doofier parts of the Internet at the Daily Blast. If you haven't visited in a while, here are some of the items you might have missed:
-- A tree trimmer got a chainsaw blade stuck in his neck.
-- After harrumphing through $200 in change, Millcreek Township says no more coins.
-- A former costumed crime fighter in Michigan has more probation to serve.
-- It's like the start of a bad joke: A farmer, his sheep and some tourists are at the Louvre ...
-- A stenographer's gibberish may cost court 30 convictions.
-- Does this professor ever shut up? No, not really.
Don't forget to slop the wootzes
-- How's your Pennsylvania Dutch?
Cam of the Week
Get disoriented easily? Have a fear of heights? You may want to open a small YouTube window to watch this rock-climber at the Milton Rock Gym.
Still can't live down that bad school photo? You're not alone. Vote for the worst school photo.
Hey, girl, how much do you resemble mom?
Can you write a good headline for the photo attached to this post? There could be $10 in it for you.
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