- — You know you're a mom when you're up each night until 10 PM vacuuming, dusting, wiping, washing, drying, loading, unloading, shopping, cooking, driving, flushing, ironing, sweeping, picking up, changing sheets, changing diapers, bathing, helping with homework, paying bills, budgeting, clipping coupons, folding clothes, putting to bed, dragging out of bed, brushing, chasing, buckling, feeding (them, Not you), PLUS swinging, playing baseball, bike riding, pushing trucks, cuddling dolls, rollerblading, basketball, football, catch, bubbles, sprinklers, slides, nature walks, coloring, crafts, jumping rope, PLUS raking, trimming, planting, edging, mowing, gardening, painting, and walking the dog. You get up at 5:30 AM and you have no time to eat, sleep, drink or go to the bathroom, and yet ... you still managed to gain 10 pounds.
The Wrong Answer
A student visited his old school, 20 years after his graduation, and met an old Science professor of his.Continued ...
Baseball In Heaven
Pat and Mike, both in their 90's, had played professional baseball together and, after they retired, had remained close friends.Continued ...
The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and thereContinued ...
Questions to Ponder #5
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?Continued ...
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.Continued ...
A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat: "I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he announced.Continued ...
The Best Man
A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game.Continued ...
There were two good ol' boys from warmer climes who loved to fish. They wanted to do some ice fishing that they'd heard about in Canada, so they took off to try it.Continued ...
Questions to Ponder #3
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?Continued ...
- The Wrong Answer