The Daily Item, Sunbury, PA

Laughing Matters

December 4, 2013

The Woman of His Dreams

A  young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?      

      His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your place for a home-cooked meal?"      

      He thought this was a great strategy and arranged a date for a week later. His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone.      

      "The evening was a disaster," he moaned.      

      "Why, didn't she come over?" asked his mother.      

      "Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook."

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