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Laughing Matters

June 19, 2014

Questions to Ponder #3

— Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?        

      If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?        

      If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?        

      If it's Zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be Twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?        

      Why do scientists call it "re"search when looking for something new?        

      Why is it called a building when it is already built?        

      Why is hamburger called hamburger, when it is made out of beef not ham?        

      If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?        

      Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?        

      Why do ballet dancers always dance on their toes? Wouldn't it be easier to just hire taller dancers?        

      Why is it when someone eats something that tastes bad they say "Aw, this tastes gross!" and turn to you and say "Try it!" Why would I want to try it, if they already told me what it tastes like?        

      How do you know when invisible ink pens run out of ink?        

      If you drop a chameleon in water, will it turn clear?        

      Why do they call it a Leap Year if you ADD another day rather than subtracting one?        

      Is it possible to be totally partial?        

      What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

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