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Laughing Matters

June 5, 2014

Tourist Questions

—        Grand Canyon National Park

       - Was this man-made?

       - Do you light it up at night?

       - Is the mule train air conditioned?

       - So where are the faces of the presidents?

       

      Everglades National Park  

       - Are the alligators real?

       - Are the baby alligators for sale?

       - Where are all the rides?

       - What time does the two o'clock bus leave?

       

      Denali National Park (Alaska)

       - What time do you feed the bears?

       - Can you show me where the yeti lives?

       - How often do you mow the tundra?

       - How much does Mount McKinley weigh?

       

      Mesa Verde National Park  

       - Did people build this, or did Indians?

       - Why did they build the ruins so close to the road?

       - Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?

       - Why did the Indians decide to live in Colorado?

       

      Carlsbad Caverns National Park

       - How much of the cave is underground?

       - So what's in the unexplored part of the cave?

       - Does it ever rain in here?

       - How many Ping-Pong balls would it take to fill this up?

       - So what is this -- just a hole in the ground?

       

      Yosemite National Park

       - Where are the cages for the animals?

       - What time do you turn on Yosemite Falls?

       

      Yellowstone National Park

       - Does Old Faithful erupt at night?

       - How do you turn it on?

       - When does the guy who turns it on get to sleep?

       - We had no trouble finding the park entrances, but where are the exits?

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