The Daily Item, Sunbury, PA

Laughing Matters

February 27, 2014


A Drill Sergeant was chewing out a new recruit when he asked him:        

"Tell me stupid if one of your ears was shot off what would happen?"        

"Well sir, I couldn't hear."        

"What if both your ears were shot off?"        

"Well, I wouldn't be able to see."        

"That is dumb. Why did you say that?"        

"If both my ears were shot off, sir, My helmet would slide right down over my eyes!"

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