The Daily Item
Sixty year old John went on to his annual checkup. The doctor asked him if he was still getting up in the middle of the night and going to the bathroom.
He replied, "Yes But the lord has made it much better for me, He turns on the light when I go and He turns off the light when I am done".
The doctor replied, "Really"!!!
About and hour after that the doctor called Johns wife and said: He looks fine. But he said that God is making it better for him, when he gets up and Goes to the bathroom during the night God turns on and off the light.
She replied, "that old fool he has been going to the bathroom in the refrigerator again".