The Daily Item, Sunbury, PA

Laughing Matters

March 16, 2014

Thankful For Little Things

- — A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. "These fairways seem to be getting longer and longer," said one of the foursome.

"And these hills are getting steeper as the years go by," another complained.

"The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them, too," said the third senior.

After hearing enough from his buddies, the oldest, and the wisest of the four of them at 87 years old, piped up and said, "Oh my friends, just be thankful we're still on this side of the grass!"

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