Then: Long hair
Now : Longing for hair
Then: A keg
Now : An EKG
Then: Acid rock
Now : Acid reflux
Then: Moving to California because it's cool.
Now : Moving to California because it's hot.
Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
Now : Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids
Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
Now : Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
Then: Killer weed
Now : Weed killer
Then: The Grateful Dead
Now : Dr. Kevorkian
Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint
Now : Getting a new hip joint
Then: Long hair
The Wrong Answer
A student visited his old school, 20 years after his graduation, and met an old Science professor of his.Continued ...
Baseball In Heaven
Pat and Mike, both in their 90's, had played professional baseball together and, after they retired, had remained close friends.Continued ...
The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and thereContinued ...
Questions to Ponder #5
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?Continued ...
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.Continued ...
A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat: "I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he announced.Continued ...
The Best Man
A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game.Continued ...
There were two good ol' boys from warmer climes who loved to fish. They wanted to do some ice fishing that they'd heard about in Canada, so they took off to try it.Continued ...
Questions to Ponder #3
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?Continued ...
- The Wrong Answer