The Daily Item, Sunbury, PA

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April 11, 2014

The Hourglass

- — Three weeks after Myra's late husband's cremation Doris went to visit her sister Myra. While they were having a cup of tea by the coal fire; Doris asked her sister, "Why do you keep on turning that hourglass?"        

      Myra retorted, "Bill's ashes are inside the hourglass. I keep on turning it because the lazy oaf wouldn't work while he was alive, so I'm making him work now!

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