The Daily Item, Sunbury, PA

Laughing Matters

April 5, 2014

Bumping the Wall

- — A funeral service was being held in a small town funeral parlor for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bumped into a wall and shook the casket. Hearing a faint moan, they open the casket and found out that the woman was actually alive!        

      For ten more years, the women enjoyed good health and then suddenly died. A ceremony is again held at the same funeral parlor. At the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.        

      As they make their way toward the door, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"

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