The Daily Item, Sunbury, PA

January 10, 2014

Fore-lorn


For The Daily Item

— A man loved to play golf. It was the one activity he looked forward to every week. One Saturday, he returned home from a scheduled three-some much earlier than his wife expected. She asked him why he was home so early.      

"Do you want to play golf with someone who whines about every shot, complains about everything on the course, and makes noises when you're trying to make an important shot?", he asked.      

"No, I don't," answered his wife.      

"Neither did they!"