I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement.
Won't you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart.
I was a fool - nobody can take your place. I love you.
All my love,
P.S. Congratulations on winning this week's lottery.
Do Something Nice For Dad
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill."Continued ...
The Vets Die-agnosis
A lady took her pet white duck into the vets surgery. After examining the duck he pronounces, "Your duck is dead."Continued ...
The Evil Brother
In a small town, there were two brothersContinued ...
The Mechanical Doctor
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop.Continued ...
The Art Collector
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any recent interest in his paintings which happened to be on display.Continued ...
Two Social Workers
Two social workers were walking through a rough part of the city in the evening.Continued ...
A man goes into his doctors office for an annual physicalContinued ...
Losing His Memory
The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physicalContinued ...
A woman from New York was getting her affairs in order.Continued ...
- Do Something Nice For Dad