The Daily Item, Sunbury, PA

Laughing Matters

May 21, 2014

Confessional Troubles

A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing.      

      The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.      

      The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.      

      Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knockin' mate, there's no paper in this one either."

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