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Laughing Matters

June 25, 2014

Questions to Ponder #5

—        Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?          

      If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?        

      If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?        

      Is bad breathe worse if you sleep with your mouth closed or with your mouth open?        

      If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?        

      Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to become troubled and insecure?        

      Is there another word for synonym?        

      When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?        

      When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?        

      Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?        

      Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?        

      Why do they report power outages on TV?        

      What's another word for thesaurus?        

      If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?        

      Would a fly without wings be called a walk?        

      Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

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