The Daily Item, Sunbury, PA

January 30, 2014

Super Genuis


For The Daily Item

— There's a dropout named Bobby and a super genius named Greg sitting on a bench waiting on a bus. The genius gets bored, leans over to the dropout and says, "Hey, I'll tell you what, I'll ask you a question and if you don't know the answer you have to give me five bucks. If you ask me a question and I don't know the answer I have to give you 50 bucks."

             The dropout says, "Alright, man."

             The genius asks the dropout, "What is the Pythagorian Theory?"

             The dropout replies, "I don't know." and hands the genius five bucks.

             "Okay," the dropout says, "What has three legs going up a hill and four legs going down?"

             The genius thinks real hard and finally gives up. He hands the dropout 50 bucks then asks, "So, what is the answer?"        

      The dropout says, "I don't know." and hands the genius five bucks.