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December 7, 2013

Name the Capital

A girl was complaining to her friend about constantly being called dumb. Her friend tells her "go do something to prove them wrong! Why don't you learn all the state capitals or something?" The girl thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks studying.      

      The next party she goes to, some guy is making dumb comments to her. She gets all indignant and claims, "I'm NOT dumb. In fact, I can name ALL the state capitals!"      

      The guy doesn't believe her, so she dares him to test her. He says "Okay, what's the Capital of Montana?"

            The girl tosses her hair in triumph and says, "That's easy! It's M!"

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