The Daily Item, Sunbury, PA

February 14, 2014

Jumper's Question

For The Daily Item

— When doing my para training with British Airborne we did our first two descents from 800 ft from a static Barrage-balloon with a cage suspended below,(the other six jumps from aircraft).        

Standing in the door of the cage with no sound except the gentle breeze blowing past and a very long way down, a recruit was heard to ask the R.A.F. Dispatcher, "If the parachute doesn't open, how long will it take me to hit the ground from 800 ft?        

The dispatcher calmly remarked, "You'll be about halfway through The Lord's Prayer".