The Daily Item, Sunbury, PA

Laughing Matters

April 30, 2014

The Will

- — The attorney gathered the entire family for the reading of the will. Relatives came from near and far, to see if they were included in the bequests. The lawyer somberly opened the will and began to read:      

      "To my cousin Ed, I leave my ranch.      

      "To my brother Jim, I leave my money market accounts.      

      "To my neighbor and good friend, Fred, I leave my stocks.      

      "And finally, to my cousin George, who always sat around and never did anything, but wanted to be remembered in my will, I say, 'Hi, George.'"

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