The Daily Item, Sunbury, PA

Laughing Matters

April 27, 2014

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- — An old businessman was on his deathbed, and called for his friend to come to his side. "Bill," he said weakly, "I want you to promise me that when I die, you will have my remains cremated."        

      "Yes, my friend, I will," his friend replied. "And what do you want me to do with your ashes?"        

      The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service. Write on the envelope, 'Now you have everything.'"

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