Questions to Ponder #1
How come wrong numbers are never busy?Continued ...
Want to Go to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father."Continued ...
As a new school Principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day. Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out,Continued ...
A college student was in a philosophy class, where there was a class discussion about whether or not God exists, The professor had the following logic:Continued ...
A Bad Day
A little guy is sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink for about a half-hour.Continued ...
Four expectant fathers were in Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.Continued ...
The Truth About Dad
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.Continued ...
Farmer Joe's Day In Court
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer.Continued ...
Dear Mom and Dad,Continued ...
I guess you heard by now that the dorm burned.
- Questions to Ponder #1